Caffeine Before Contact T-Shirt — Funny Owl Coffee Tee (No Talky)

This lightweight cotton tee carries a small, grumpy owl clutching a steaming mug labeled "No Talky" beneath bold, vintage-style lettering: "Caffeine Before Contact." The design captures that slow-awake, first-coffee moment with warm browns and faded golds on a clean white canvas. It sits relaxed at the chest on a classic crew silhouette, so the mood reads clearly without shouting. Wear it on sleepy mornings, commute days, or casual coffee runs to signal you’re running on brew-first instincts. The soft, breathable fabric and tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable during early routines, while the tubular knit and taped shoulders give it a tidy, lived-in look that holds up wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- Design printed using DTG/DTF methods with durable sleeve/neck print options

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors